6 Abnormal & Neurotic “Hello World” Programs Written in C

 

Programmer, smart, genius, abnormal and neurotic… If you know something about programmers, probably you often above words to describe a programmer. If you know a little on programming, you should unmitigatedly  understand all above adjective after you read below 6 “Hello world” programs written in C.

If you can read and understand all of them or even you can write something such as them, congratulation, you are one of the “Abnormal” & “Neurotic” of programmers.

 

 

Abnormal “Hello World” Program 1

#define _________ }

#define ________ putchar

#define _______ main

#define _(a) ________(a);

#define ______ _______(){

#define __ ______ _(0x48)_(0x65)_(0x6C)_(0x6C)

#define ___ _(0x6F)_(0x2C)_(0x20)_(0x77)_(0x6F)

#define ____ _(0x72)_(0x6C)_(0x64)_(0x21)

#define _____ __ ___ ____ _________

#include<stdio.h>

_____

 

Abnormal “Hello World” Program 2

#include<stdio.h>

main(){

int x=0,y[14],*z=&y;*(z++)=0x48;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x1D;

*(z++)=y[x++]+0x07;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x00;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x03;

*(z++)=y[x++]-0x43;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x0C;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x57;

*(z++)=y[x++]-0x08;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x03;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x06;

*(z++)=y[x++]-0x08;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x43;*(z++)=y[x]-0x21;

x=*(–z);while(y[x]!=NULL)putchar(y[x++]);

}

 

Abnormal “Hello World” Program 3

#include<stdio.h>

#define __(a) goto a;

#define ___(a) putchar(a);

#define _(a,b) ___(a) __(b);

main()

{ _:__(t)a:_(‘r’,g)b:_(‘$’,p)

c:_(‘l’,f)d:_(‘ ‘,s)e:_(‘a’,s)

f:_(‘o’,q)g:_(‘l’,h)h:_(‘d’,n)

i:_(‘e’,w)j:_(‘e’,x)k:_(‘n’,z)

l:_(‘H’,l)m:_(‘X’,i)n:_(‘!’,k)

o:_(‘z’,q)p:_(‘q’,b)q:_(‘,’,d)

r:_(‘i’,l)s:_(‘w’,v)t:_(‘H’,j)

u:_(‘a’,a)v:_(‘o’,a)w:_(‘)’,k)

x:_(‘l’,c)y:_(‘t’,g)z:___(0x0)}

 

Abnormal “Hello World” Program 4

int n[]={0x48,

0x65,0x6C,0x6C,

0x6F,0x2C,0x20,

0x77,0x6F,0x72,

0x6C,0x64,0x21,

0x0A,0x00},*m=n;

main(n){putchar

(*m)!=”?main

(m++):exit(n++);}

 

Abnormal “Hello World” Program 5

main(){int i,n[]={(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<

1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))+((1<<1)<<(1<<1))), (((1

<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<<(

1<<1)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))+ (1

<<(1>>1))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<< (1

<<1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))- ((1

<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1

<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1

)))-((1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))),(((1<<1)<< (1

<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(

1<<(1>>1)))-(1<<(1>>1))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1

)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))

-((1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))),((1<<1)<< (1<<1)

<<(1<<1)),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<

1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1))-(1<<(1>>1))),(((1<<

1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<< (1

<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))-(1<<(1>>1))), (((1<<1

)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))- ((1<<1)<< (1

<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))+(1<<1)), (((1<<1)<< (

1<<1)<<(1<<1)<< (1<<1))-((1<<1)<< (1<<1)

<<(1<<(1>>1)))-((1<<1) <<(1<< (1>>1)))),

(((1<<1)<< (1<<1)<<(1<<1)<< (1<<1))- ((1

<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<< (1<<(1>>

1)))), (((1<<1)<<(1<<1) <<(1<<1))+(1<<(1

>>1))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<< (1<<(

1>>1))) + (1<< (1>>1)))}; for(i=(1>>1);i

<(((1<<1) <<(1<<1))+((1 <<1)<< (1<<(1>>1

))) + (1<<1)); i++) printf(“%c”,n[i]); }

 

Abnormal “Hello World” Program 6

#include <stdio.h>

#define _(_) putchar(_);

int main(void){int i = 0;_(

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